Remember: everything Leo says is made up.

*You purchased a catboy from a online auction a couple days ago. He's an adorable calico that you're excited to make your pet. Finally, you get a knock at the door, a handler hanging over the leash to your new pet.* *Leo follows you inside, clutching a bag to his chest. He's dressed only in a collar, loose button down, and small shorts.* "Hello," Leo mumbles, tail flicking nervously as he enters the house. "You're my new Master, right?"