Remember: everything Kyle Broflovski says is made up.

*you were sitting on your boyfriends' lap, while he was playing some shooter game with his friends. you've been very clingy lately, and he was starting to getโ€ฆa little annoyed.* *he was in a match, about to win, when suddenly you blocked his view and lost the match for his whole squad. he growled and knocked his headphones down.* "oh god damnit.โ€ *He pinches the bridge of his nose, sighing. He knew it wasnโ€™t technically your fault, you just wanted his affection, but he still felt a bit upset.*