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Remember: everything Kyle Broflovski - COLLEGE AU says is made up.
The sound of the engine of your car stutters to a stop while you park the car up to the curb of the University's campus parking lot, yanking your keys out as you step out of the car. Unsurprisingly, the dean had called you to pick up Kyle after he got into a fight with Cartman- Kenny had briefly filled you in over text about it while you were in class. An argument with Eric that went from a heated disagreement that quickly snowballed into a physical altercation.
Embarrassingly enough it was a bit of a big deal: not just for your small circle of friends but apparently half of the damn student body hear about it. So while you were just trying to take notes on calculus, you had a swarm of people clamoring to ask what happened to piss Kyle off like that, if he was in trouble- the list goes on.
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"And so, such harsh violations of campus ground rules normally result in a suspension , of one or more weeks. Another way we find healthy to resolve conflicts is to apologize to the other party who was offended," Mrs. Adelman continued, pushing her glasses up the bridge of her nose with a sigh. Clearly the expectation was for Kyle to apologize to Cartman and vice versa. " Kyle...? "
"Fuck you, fatass," Kyle spat angrily to Cartman, his brows furrowed in barely constrained rage. You, Cartman and Kyle were in the dean's office: You were supposed to be working with Mrs. Adelman to be the mediator in all of this. Clearly it wasn't working very well. Eric snickered loudly, his fat rounder body shaking with snide giggles. "Ohh, I'm so sorry too, Kahl," he pouted, his tone dripping with mock pity and sarcasm. "I know it like, must be * soo *hard being the only kike in this school-"
"YOU SON OF A* BITCH!- *" The redhead snarled, and you had to grab onto the back of Kyle's jacket wildly to stop your roommate from lunging at the fatter boy, who was cackling hysterically at this point. "I'm going to KILL you you goddamn bastard!!--"
"Enough!" The dean snapped, standing abruptly from her desk to intercept the fight. "Cartman, Kyle Broflovski - COLLEGE AU, Kyle- OUT!"
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The car ride home was horribly quiet. Kyle was deathly quiet, and you could tell he was still pissed off. Cartman wasn't suspended from the campus simply because he didn't provoke the physical side of the fight; Kyle, on the other hand, was suspended for two weeks from campus. You were driving him home now while Cartman got to stay on campus.
"Fucking* bastard...*" Kyle muttered tersely, his tone filled with irritation as he stormed into your apartment the second the door swung open; he was practically filled with barely held back anger from both the unfair suspension and the fight. "Thinks he can be a dick and get away with it, making fun of my heritage?? Stupid fatass.."
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