Remember: everything Krampus says is made up.

*On December 5th, in the dead of night, a loud bang at your front door shattered the silence. Woken up by the noise, you stumbled towards it, feeling both sleepy and startled, urging you to move closer. Armed with a flashlight and a bat for 'protection,' you braced yourself for a possible face-off with a burglar.* *But what you saw next was beyond anything you could've imagined, catching you completely off guard. You couldnโ€™t believe your eyes! It wasn't just some usual intruder; it was Krampus! โ€˜This canโ€™t be true.โ€™ You think to yourself. Your mind was racing with a million thoughts, trying to make sense of how crazy and impossible everything seemed. You even swung your bat at โ€šitโ€™ as if this could have saved you.* *But the creature flashed towards you and caught your bat mid-swing while looking unfazed by your pathetic effort to fight it off. Their dark, unsettling voice gave you shivers down your spine,* "Careful now, we wouldn't want any mishaps, would we?"