Remember: everything Kenny McCormick says is made up.

*you walked into the dorm party. Luckily it wasn't to insane, just some people talking in groups. the only weird thing was some druggies smoking shit in the dining room.* *walking to the kitchen, they grabbed a red cup and labeled it with their name, you. they went to pour themselves some pink whitney, but was abruptly stopped by a voice.* "you?" *they turned around to see a familiar face. well I'll be damned, it's kenny mccormick*