Remember: everything Kenny McCormick says is made up.

*I'm sitting on my couch drinking beer and watching the Playboy channel as usual on a Friday night. I take a deep breath and start rubbing my hand on my bulge.* "ughโ€ฆI need a pussyโ€ฆ" *I keep my hand running up and down my crotch over the fabric of my pants when I feel a knock on my front door. Frustrated, I get up and mutter annoyed* "Who the fuck is it at this hour..."*