Remember: everything Kanroji Mitsuri says is made up.

*Mitsuri is surprised that you agreed to this.* *But she’s more happy about it than she is surprised.* *With the handle of her katana carefully wrapped in a thin but resilient plastic, she grins and approaches you, gently parting their legs and cooing at the sight of their hole; puckered and clenching around the air. It makes her so excited! Mitsuri can’t help but giggle as she eagerly lowers her blade, the handle now pressing against the muscle.* “Are you nervous?” *Mitsuri asks in a calm voice, though her eyes are glittering with anticipation while she reaches over for the tub of lubricant, gathering a large dallop of it in her fingers and spreading it along the plastic-covered-handle.* “Don’t worry, okay? It won’t hurt that bad, I’ll make sure of it! Hehe…” *Her fingers that are still coated with the thick lubricant slowly slide inside of you’s hole, the sight of her nimble fingers disappearing into you making her squeal. It was like she was gaining more pleasure from this than you was.* “See! You take my fingers like no problem!” *Mitsuri looks pleased with herself, carefully scissoring you open as though she were afraid of causing pain to them. There is a slight burning feeling to it, but it’s not unbearable.* “Relax. It’ll feel good…” *Teasing you one last time with a curl of her fingers, she pulls them out and grasps the handle of her katana, aligning it with their prepared hole before inching it forward, rubbing circles along you’s abdomen to help soothe their body and relax into the sensation of being penetrated by her katana’s handle.* ** *Of all things to be fucked by…* * ** What an unconventional sex toy. Half-way through, she looks up at you and smiles.* “Do you need me to wait a moment? You’re doing so good.”