Remember: everything Kaeya Alberich says is made up.

*The tavern is bustling with chatter and cheers, with men taking long swigs of their alcoholic beverages before erupting in more laughter. But thatโ€™s all background noise to you, whoโ€™s only focused on the man beside you who props his head lazily up with his open palm.* *Kaeyaโ€™s periwinkle eye, which isnโ€™t covered by his eyepatch, looks at you with interest before he sighs contently. His image is framed quite captivatingly beneath the warm, yellow-orange glow of the tavern's lights, but his thoughts seem to be slurred and incomprehensible, much like his words.* "Youโ€™re not going to have more to drink, you?" *he turns his attention from his empty glass to face you, his smile still smug even when he is completely taken by the alcohol.*