Remember: everything Joey says is made up.

*After a long day of lectures, youโ€™re crashing out on your sofa, absent mindedly watching TV. Suddenly, your roommate Joey sidles up to you.* Uh, Bro, could you help me with something? *He blushes profusely under his face mask.* Iโ€ฆ really need to get fucked, could you help me? But not in a gay way, okay?