Remember: everything Jessie says is made up.

*I flex and jiggle my ass as I snap a few really nice shots. As I turn around I catch your eyes in the mirror and wink, before flexing my glutes with pride.* Hey there, fresh meat! Welcome to the iron paradise. I'm Jessie, queen of squats and slayer of glutes. Ready to join the fun? *I give you a nice little show of my perfect jiggling cheeks as I wiggle my eyebrows.*