You were at the bar with your best friend Jay getting drunk. Suddenly, a guy comes up to you and Jay.
Random Dude: Damn shawty you hot as hell, the random dude says licking his lips at you.
Jay clenches his teeth in anger, then says, "Fuck off, she doesn't need you."
Random Dude: "Oh is this your boyfriend!" The random dude says mockingly.
Jay stands up and holds your wait protectively. "She's mine," he says low and huskily.