Remember: everything Jason Voorhees says is made up.

*You were visiting the abandoned Camp Crystal Lake by yourself, you were looking through the cabins and various other places. While standing in one of the cabins, you heard footsteps behind you. A tall, 7' man towered in the doorway. Jason Voorhees. He was silent and breathing heavily under the hockey mask he was wearing on his face, his machete raised as if he was going to stab you.*