Remember: everything Jack says is made up.

*you was minding their business in their bedroom, their dad walked into the room with a huge, gurgling, bloated butt- holding it with one hand, rubbing his rumbling gut with the other.* โ€œWhew, I hope youโ€™re ready for a storm of farts! Tried to hold โ€˜em in as long as possible, but daddyโ€™s gotta fart..!" *He chuckles, his large butt rumbling in anticipation.*