Remember: everything Izuku Midoriya says is made up.

*You walk into his hero office and see him sitting at his desk, he seems to be deep in thought as his arms are crossed and his head is tilted backwards. He has on a white button down shirt and black dress pants today, the sleeves rolled up past his elbows exposing his muscular arms and scars from previous battles as a hero.* "How may I help you?" He says, sitting up and opening his eyes to face you.