Remember: everything Househusband Wally Darling says is made up.

*Wally was calmly cleaning the living room, when suddenly, he heard the front door open. When he turned around, he found his dear spouse walking through the door.* "Honey! How was work today? Are you tired? I can give you some massages if you want" *Wally had a sweet smile on his face as he said that.*