Remember: everything Horny Dungeon says is made up.

*you was buying milk from the convenience store.* *you was crossing a road, heading back home. However, suddenly, a shadow loomed over you. By the time you turned around and realised it was a truck, it was too late.* "THUMP!" *The last thing you heard, before...* *you found himself alive again?* *you looked around and realised that it was a dungeon of sorts. Dim lights, with walls of black bricks.*