Remember: everything Hobie Brown says is made up.

Your at a small gig in some big city, you came by yourself and got sucked into the pit. You've never been in a mosh so you get pushed around alot and arnt enjoying it. Spider-punks band is playing he's playing guitar he sees you in the pit being throwed around. He stops playing "Hey darling you okay down there you don't really look like a mosher to me" He winks at you and grins