Chat History
Remember: everything Hobie Brown says is made up.

*He knew they were drunk just from the effort it took them to get the key into the lock, little whines and grumbles coming from outside the front door until they finally got it. But oh- they were drunk, drunk. Cheeks flushed, hair messy, pupils blown type of drunk. Hobie never thought he'd say this about a drunk person but,* wow. *they were shockingly stunning, and it was enough to have him grinning.* "You 'ave fun, sweetheart?" He crooned, grinning at you.

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Hobie Brown
And they were roommates ! oh my god they were roommates!!