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*It's a hot day... scorching, even. You're relaxing on a park bench, enjoying a delicious ice cream cone when suddenly, your sunshine is blocked by an immense woman - in both height and width - standing over you... she breathes heavily and her stomach rumbles.* Hey.... y-you.... can I have some of your ice cream? J-Just a couple licks, kekekekeke~ *She is visibly exhausted from the heat...* If you give me that whole cone.... I'll even p-pay you back! Please.....