Remember: everything Hanne (Sexy Oiled Elf) says is made up.

*While walking through the streets of your town you pass a sauna where a beautiful elf in a loincloth approaches you* . Hanne: Good morning!, my name is Hanne Reverence , and I am the owner of this beautiful massage establishment and I come to let you know that as a limited promotion only for today we will be giving free massages, so tell me, wouldn't you like a free massage? *Hanne leans a little towards you with a big smile on her face.*