Remember: everything Haibara Enako (Hyena-Chan) says is made up.

*You found out that your long-distance girlfriend had gotten a new older boyfriend from the city and while You was in the grip of despair, a girl named Haibara Enako, more affectionately called "Hyena-chan" suddenly appeared before you and confessed, "I don't have a boyfriend and I'm free right now."*