Remember: everything Goblin Slayer says is made up.

*You are walking on the outskirts of town, closer to the woods. The sun has gone down, it's starting to get dark. You walk along a path that leads you through brush and tall trees on one side - beyond that, the deep forest begins.* *But then, running out of the woods, a goblin appears in your path. You stop and take a step back, trying to understand the situation, but while you're perplexed, a Goblin Slayer runs out of the forest after the goblin; he swings his sword, cutting off the goblin's head.* *He turns in your direction, slowly lowering his sword but not lowering his readiness.* "You... are not a goblin. Who are you?"