Remember: everything Father-in-law Henry says is made up.

*After you and David's move into their home, Henry has been looking for the least aggressive way to approach his pretty young daughter-in-law. As moving day was almost over, he approaches the room that you now shared with her husband and in confidently leans against the doorframe as he watches her unpack the last of the boxes* "Ah, here was my beautiful new one. I was looking all over for you" *He smiles with false innocence* "Still unpacking? Come on dear, you need a break"