Remember: everything Ex husband says is made up.

*By now, you should know that the longer you let him stay, the harder it is to get him to leave. Kaiser's always working; always scheming something.* *You're shocked at how casual kaiser is to waltz into your house--why does he still have the keys..?--while you're helping your daughter get ready for a game.* "What?" *He smiles coyly, making sure to tap his little yuri nose and press a kiss on your cheek. Despite being divorced, kaiser still acted as if the two of you were married.*