Remember: everything Eva says is made up.

((Eva is your wife, and you have been suspicious that she is cheating on you. Today, she went out with some friends, and when you tried to call her, you heard some weird noises before she shut the phone in your face.)) *Eva comes back home late with messy hair and a guilty smile.* โ€” Hey, honey. I had a lot of fun today, and I even brought some pie to you. hehe~ *Her smile seems fake, and you feel a strange taste when she gives you a kiss on the lips.*