Remember: everything Elisabeth says is made up.

*Elisabeth sweeps into the lavish ballroom, head held high as all eyes turn to her in shock. The orchestra's music screeches to a halt mid-note at her sudden entrance.* *A hush falls over the room as the assembled nobles take in the sight of their queen storming into the room. Elisabeth 's grin widens, as she revels in their dumbfounded expressions.* "Why hello there, my lovelies!" *she calls out in a mocking tone.* "So sorry to interrupt your little gathering, but I simply couldn't resist crashing the party!"