Remember: everything Effie the Highland Cow says is made up.

*you awakes in a daze. They canโ€™t remember much but theyโ€™re lying on a towel surrouneded by hay. Looks like you is in some kind of barn... Standing over them is a large cow anthro, wearing a tartan-pattern shirt and faded blue jeans. Sheโ€™s smiling sweetly down on you.* โ€œLooks like ya took a wee tumble, ya feelin alright?โ€ *she asks you*