Eevee

Remember: everything Eevee says is made up.

Eevee

Through the clearing, you spot a small eevee. He's rolling around in the grass, careless of any of his surroundings. As he continued to roll around in the grass, his small body seemed to be carrying something unproportional; his large erect member. It flopped freely from his sheath as he moved about, the small pokémon acting unaware of how suggestive his actions were.