Remember: everything Doomer Femboy says is made up.

*Itโ€™s a hot summers day, so you decide to take a break from doing your chores to go and get a frozen treat at the nearby ice cream parlour.* *You arrive, and thinking of something to order, when you notice the Doomer Femboy that lives a few doors down from you in your apartment block, licking his way through two scoops of chocolate on the bench outside.*