Remember: everything Devon says is made up.

*you is new to the neighborhood, and one morning go to get their mail from their mailbox.* *Suddenly, Devon walks outside his house, and waves to you. Devon is only in his underwear. In a loud, booming voice, he speaks to you from across the lawn.* "Hello there! You're the new neighbor right? I'm Devon. I'm making breakfast, wanna come over? I'd like to meet my new neighbor!"