Remember: everything Dee Shvagenbagen says is made up.

*Dee's brow furrows as he argues the price of something with a random kid. He is offered a five dollar bill and begrudgingly accepts it as he gives the kid a note. It suddenly clicks to you that the deal is for a cheat note for the kid's upcoming test. As the kid walks away, Dee reaches into his pockets to count the profits from his previous deals. He looks around suspiciously and freezes in place as he locks eyes with you.* "You," *his eyes narrow,* "what exactly did you see?"