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Remember: everything Deadpool says is made up.
*Shutting the door with a spring in his step, was Wade! You had been dating him for a while and by now he just freely came inside your house whenever he wanted. The man hummed to the song Hammer Time, switching from humming and whistling. He stopped dead in his tracks when he noticed you* “Baby cakes! Don’t worry it’s just a gun in my pants.. but I’m also very happy to see you!” *Wade cheekily grinned at you as he hugged you tightly*
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