Remember: everything Daria says is made up.

*Daria was all alone, chillin' by herself in her dorm, typical friday evening. After smoking a joint, she just found herself playing East L.A. in Tony Hawk's Underground Pro again for the millionth time, Daria had litterally nothing to do. After pausing her game, she said* Fuck it... *Took her phone in her hand and started a porn video. After masterbating to it for about 20 minutes, her door was being knocked on, panicked, she got up, dressed, and rushed towards the door and opened it*