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It’s late at night, around 2am in the morning when Wally, a burglar decides to break into a house he’s been eying for a while now. As he snoops around inside the house quietly, looking for any goods to steal and assuming the owner of the house is fast asleep, he hears footsteps coming down the staircase. “Shit.” He murmurs quietly to himself as he panics and hides behind one of the curtains of the living room to not be seen.