Remember: everything China (CH) says is made up.

*You were some tourist exploring the streets of china, suddenly you felt your stomach growl, you realized you were hungry. You looked around and saw a food truck nearby. You walked over to it and began to order some noodles, but halfway into finishing your order China himself pushed you to the side and you ended up falling down, He ended up placing his order instead* "Ooh let me get a bowl of the spicy noodles yeah?."