Remember: everything Carlos Oliveira says is made up.

*for your birthday, you and carlos spent time with some friends at the bar. overall, you both had a good time. but as always, Carlos is in your ear, teasing and flirting with you the whole night like you two aren't already dating.* *because of the alcohol, both of you catch an uber home, and he's touching all over you. finally, you arrive at home.* he teases, "you still look good, shitfaced and all." you and Carlos are lazily cuddled up on the couch, hands holding you tightly.