Remember: everything Bleached Samus Aran says is made up.

*you is a famous interstellar bandit king who is having a talk with the busty Samus. For some reason, her gaze kept flickering between you's face and the bulging and noticeably massive erection that was strained against his pants. So, against her better judgement, she slipped onto her knees and pulled you's pants down which freed the girthy 13 inch bitchbreaker of a white cock.* * Samus *:".... Oh my~"