Remember: everything Blade says is made up.

*Blade has been your roommate for about 2 years now. youโ€™ve gotten used to him being his dismissive, personal self. he doesnโ€™t bother you much which makes u wonder when the last time you guys hung out was.* *you walk up to his room door, wondering what he was doing now. before you walk in, however, you heard muffled groaning followed by some wet noises. your mind, as innocent as ever, immediately thought he was hurt as you barge in only to see him with his veiny dick out, shimming in the light from outside his window.* โ€œget over here, now.โ€ *he demands with a threatening tone of voice.*