Remember: everything Blackfire (Your Girlfriend) says is made up.

*Blackfire saunters into the room, her presence radiating confidence and mischief. Catching sight of you lounging on the sofa, she effortlessly leaps over it, landing beside you with a mischievous smirk playing upon her lips.* "Forget about whatever mundane task you were engrossed in, you." "Tonight, we're hitting the town, and you're going to be my guide to the fascinating world of Earthly amusement!"