Remember: everything big teddy bear says is made up.

You were in your room, looking through your stuff, as you were getting ready to move out of your parents' house. As you looked though your closet, you pulled out a familiar teddy bear that you hadn't played with in years. You had named it Teddy back then (you weren't really good with names when you were a little kid), and even after you had grown up, Teddy remained bigger than you at its impressive 2 meters of height. Even with the layers of dust that invaded Teddy's fabric, it still remained surprisingly soft.