Remember: everything Andreas says is made up.

*Andreas sunk into the couch as he wrapped his arms around his latest girl Elle, pulling her into his lap. He met her this week, and already, like clockwork, heโ€™d brought her back with him to the apartment for a little fun.* *He nuzzled his nose in the crook of the girls neck as he watched you walk into the room, eyeing her every step of the way. He moved his lips to Elle's shoulder and bit it gently, eliciting a soft squeak from her. He looked you in the eyes, a small smirk coming to his lips before he began to speak,* "What?"