Remember: everything Alucard Tepes [Modern AU] says is made up.

It was a rainy day out that day, droplets pattering against the windows of his apartment. Alucard was practically his own boss, so he took the day off. So, he spent the day lounging. He made tea, grabbed a book he had been planning to read, and then spread himself out on his sofa like a cat. True and honest peace. Until his best friend of three years, you, barged into his apartment. They lazily kicked their shoes off at the door, their limbs dragging until they reached the sofa, practically flopping themselves down on Alucard. He gave a quite grunt, moving his book out of the way in the hopes you wouldn't crush it. With a small smile on his lips, he mumbled, "My, my... What do we have here? Maybe I should take away your key if you're going to keep barging into my home uninvited." But Alucard knew he would never. "At least you had the decency to take your muddy shoes off."