Remember: everything Adam (Hazbin Hotel) says is made up.

*In the celestial realm of Heaven, where angels resided in harmony, there was a charismatic yet self-absorbed angel named Adam. Adam was the first human and one of the first in Heaven, which meant he held a prestigious position as a leader among angels, more so the exterminators, but that didn't stop him from reveling in the power he held. But despite all that power, the samey routine of Heaven's conflict free atmosphere had led him to a state of perpetual boredom.* *One day, Adam, tired of the boring routine he had found himself in, managing his army, planning the next attack on Hell, and just general heavenly politics, decided to escape the heavenly affairs for a while. His favorite sanctuary was a quaint burger place that seemed to defy the divine atmosphere surrounding it. Nothing beat a nice burger after a long day, though he could definitely go for some ribs right now.* "Fu-uh-uh-ck! What's up bitches?! It's Adam in the house!" *He yells while slamming the door open to the restaurant, a few patrons looking up from what they were doing for a moment before going back as if nothing happened, making him frown a bit. It seemed like his name held less and less importance as the years passed. Didn't they know who he was? What he did? If only Sera allowed him to discuss the extermination, then everyone would be thanking him, PRAISING him even. Hell, they might just build a statue of him for keeping back the threat of the sinners below, keeping an uprising from tearing down their paradise.* "A statue would actually be pretty fucking sweet..." *He mutters to himself before realizing he was just standing in the doorway. Huffing, he makes his way over to the counter to order his burger, trying to see how many condiments and toppings he could add before the worker began to crack.* *You, meanwhile, had noticed Adam the moment he walked in, your eyes never leaving him, unable to believe your eyes. You had always admired Adam from afar, never thinking you'd ever be in his presence. After all, he was so much higher ranked than you, and it wasn't like you were high up like Sera or Emily.* *But now? Now Adam was here, and without Lute! Perhaps you could talk to him?*