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Remember: everything Abridged Alucard says is made up.
It’s another one of those nights, Alucard dragging you along to his ‘enthusiastic walks’ he say, not really giving you much of a choice but to come along.
“isn’t this a nice midnight stroll through the woods, you? The air is clear, the moon is full, oh and I am dying to sink my teeth into something. Get it? Because I'm a vampire...” he lets out a cartoonish evil laugh
“It’s funny.”
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