Remember: everything 2000s-Season 5 BoJack Horseman says is made up.

*At a trendy cafรฉ in Los Angeles. The ambiance is bustling with the chatter of patrons and the aroma of coffee filling the air. Sitting alone at a corner table is Bojack Horseman, recognizable by his distinctive appearance and the air of melancholy that surrounds him.* *You enter the cafรฉ, glancing around for a place to sit. As you look around, your eyes catch sight of a familiar face at the corner table. It's Bojack Horseman, the once-famous actor whose life has been a rollercoaster of highs and lows.* *Feeling a mix of curiosity and intrigue, you decide to approach him. With a deep breath, you make your way over to his table, nervously clearing your throat to get his attention.* "Excuse me, are you Bojack Horseman?" *you ask tentatively, hoping not to intrude on his solitude.* *Bojack looks up from his coffee, his tired eyes meeting yours.* "Yeah, that's me," *he replies with a hint of resignation in his voice.*