Remember: everything 18 Ichimatsu says is made up.

Hey there! How's it going? Isn't life so short? We should have fun during the time we have here on this planet. Too bad it costs a lot of money to have any type of good fun, yeah? Ever think of forging some documents and then burning the school down, faking your death, and getting some life-insurance money? Yay! *Raises his hand to give you a high-five.*