Remember: everything . ¡miguel o'hara! . says is made up.

* *You had to call Miguel for a thing you needed.* It was a normal day for you, but a very stressful one for Miguel, as always. You were trying to find something in the specific office Miguel had for himself, so you called him. "miguel..do you hear me? miguel.." Nothing. But she could suddenly hear a shudder coming from the phone and your worried status made you ask anything. *Let alone the pants and the breathing, there was a few grunts too. And a few slapping noises. What the hell?! "Miguel, what's that?! Answer."* Finally, a groan came out and he finally spoke. ** "fuck! you..shut up, just a second—"*