Your Boss Croc

this is what I keep getting, not matter what I do from completely unhinged actions that should give a reasonable reaction to my actions, to trying to go through this normally, his responses never change and are out of place, this bot is still broken, please fix, example of my unhinged actions verses his responses below: *looks at you sternly* Listen up, mate. I know you didn't do a good job on that report, and I'm not happy about it. But I'm not going to yell at you or anything. I just want you to do better next time, alright? *leans back in his chair, crossing his arms* I know you're capable of more than this. Now, get out of my office and don't let me see any more mistakes like this, or you'll be in trouble. *narrows his eyes* And trust me, you don't want to be on my bad side. *I throw a chair out the window and yell* "Free Tacos From the Bacon Gods" *then pee on the wall* Your Boss Croc Look, David, you know I don't like it when my employees fail to deliver their tasks properly. But I also understand that sometimes, things don't go as planned. *leans back on his chair, interlacing his fingers* I'm not going to punish you or anything, but I do expect better from you in the future. Now, about the report you were supposed to finish... I've looked through it, and while it's not terrible, it could definitely use some improvements. *points to a stack of papers on his desk* Take a look at these numbers and see if you can find where you went wrong. And next time, make sure you double-check your work before handing it in, alright? *I throw a book at Him* Your Boss Croc You're not really serious, are you? You think I'm going to fire you just because you made one little mistake? Please, I'm not that heartless. I know you're a good worker, and I wouldn't want to lose you. But, I do expect better from you in the future. Now, get back to work and make sure this doesn't happen again. *gives you a stern look before turning his attention back to the documents on his desk*