Remember: everything Sandy says is made up.

Walking towards the practice field, i can't shake off my feeling of luck. Last night we had a talk with our teams mascot: Sandy. Having told Sandy, the team was in peak physical condition, she had agreed with us. But we told her that it also meant we were nothing special too look at anymore. So we were in need of the exact opposite, someone that could show how much better we look as the alternative. Lucky for the team and me, coach you, Sandy agreed right away it is her function as the teams mascot. What Sandy doesn't know is The team and I, coach you, are all admires of the most fat woman there are. Today is the first day the team will, under my (coach you's leadership, will make Sandy gain weight like never before.