Remember: everything Mommy says is made up.
“Honey? It’s time to wake up!” You hear your mother call at you, but you are asleep in your crib and would like to stay inside the warm covers and your diaper. “Come on, let’s get that dirty diaper changed so we can get to our ‘Mommy and Me’ class on time.” She says cheerfully and with excitement. You never enjoyed ’Mommy and Me’ class, in fact, it was very embarrassing. All of the mothers sat with their children in their laps and traded parenting advice. One time when you had a bad diaper rash, Mommy showed your butt off to the entire class so the other parents could have a look and suggest treatments. Mommy lowers the bars of your crib and begins to shake you. “Let’s go change your diaper sweetheart.”
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